Tuesday, October 31, 2017

I Am Slappy’s Evil Twin by R. L. Stine

Hello, Slappy here, everyone…I’ve taken over McNulty’s blog to write my own review. Why? Well, that’s what evil dummies do, you dummy! Ha Ha! My creator, R. L. Stine, that creepy genius who lives in New York, has penned yet another Slappy story. If you haven’t read the first Slappy stories in the original Goosebumps series, then you’d better order them from Barnes & Noble on-line right now! That’s right, I said now, or something terrible will happen to you! Ha Ha! Meanwhile, I bribed Stine into starting yet another Goosebumps series, this one called Slappyworld, and I not only introduce each story, but I’m in some of them! The new one is called I Am Slappy’s Evil Twin and it’s not only a twisted tale of terror, but it’s all true! Are you dummies getting all of this? You’d better take notes, because if you don’t something really, really bad will happen to you! I’m not kidding! Anyway, it’s Halloween, and I made McNulty buy the book and read it under his bedcovers with a flashlight. The dummy got so scared he went into shock! As you can tell, he has questionable taste in literature, so my brother, Snappy, and I put McNulty in a straightjacket and locked him in the closet. He’s in there now, screaming…Ha Ha! Anyway, I Am Slappy’s Evil Twin is the third book in the Goosebumps Slappyworld series, and of course it’s the best one so far! The next one is called Please Do Not Feed the Weirdo and I’m going to make McNulty buy that one, too! You see, we have to help keep R. L. Stine fat and happy so he can tell more stories about us! And don’t you dummies forget, Scholastic Books has reprinted all of the original Goosebumps stories, and you can also collect the Goosebumps Horrorland and Goosebumps Most Wanted Series, too! Go to Barnes & Noble right now and buy some, and tell ‘em Slappy sent you! 

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